…if you listen to his bad advice. Among ather things, he will challange you to have one more beer before going home, and tell you your wife will understand if you’re a little late. He’ll say “Buy her some flowers, blah blah blah.”, but don’t listen. Take it from me. Bill’s got three failed marriages under his belt, so he’s definately not an authoritative source for tips for a happy marriage.
Bill Gates has an advice column?
Bill Clinton is giving marriage advice?
<sings> I’m Just A Bill
Yes, I’m Only A Bill.
And I’m Sitting Here On Capitol Hill!</sings>
So you’re saying I should vote NO on HR-525, “The Have Another Beer, It’s Early” Act?
Well, who am I to say. All I know is Bill seems to be attempting a “vicarious divorce”, and I’m the “host”.
Dude, as cool as Bill may be, you need to distance yourself.
Unless of course he is cooler than your wife. If that is the case…Rock on!