Actually, I make so much $$$ from my Big Pharma Overlords for dissing alternative medicine, that I can afford to laugh at Billy Meier and his fans for free.
This is good - don’t mock my silly claims, mock other people’s silly claims. Not very original, though, since a classic marketing technique of snake oil salesmen is to denigrate the snake oil sold by rivals.
I’m just curious as to how much longer the Mods are gonna let this train wreck of a thread go on. 
Maybe so, but we didn’t have to make up “hand-shoes” to refer to “gloves.”
Until it is proved to be trolling or until it breaks out in a serious firefight.
One always has the option of declining to open it.
Your position seems far from “neutral”.
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If anyone wants to investigate a hoax I recommend the alien abduction phenomenon. That’s the one about the little grey aliens abducting humans, stealing their eggs and sperm, and breeding a hybrid race. This hoax was a coordinated disinformation/ deception campaign carried out initially by trolls and counter intelligence agents.
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Well, that can’t be, Semjase told Billy all about abductions in Contact Report #37:
Heretic!
Personally, I enjoy watching a contortionist.
Can I just say that if there are any intelligence operatives monitoring this thread, that I would like to apply for the position of professional troll, and am willing to hate Billy Meier for fairly reasonable rates. For minimum wage, I’d be willing to muster up some pretty damn severe annoyance at the guy for at least five hours a day. Beyond that, I’m willing to negotiate.
My CV is my posting history here on this site.
I look forward to working with you.
If they’re paying their assassins minimum wage too, that could explain being 0-for-22 on attempts to silence ol’ Billy.
Do you have any work experience as a hater-for-hire ? Referrals from past employers ? Do you have a formal, post-graduate formation or at least a GED-equivalent diploma focusing on virulent hatred, or did you teach yourself ?
And to think, all my life I’ve been hating for free. :smack:
You know what they say, 23rd time’s the charm.
Will hate for food.
I once read a joke about that.
A Jewish man moves into a new neighborhood. The children all gather around him and yell “Dirty Jew! Dirty Jew!”. Naturally, he dislikes this. So, he goes to his rabbi for advice. The next day, the children all gather around him and he says “Who ever calls me a dirty Jew today, gets five bucks!”. The children all call him dirty Jew and he gives each one a five dollar bill. This goes on for a while. Then, the man says “Times are tough. From now on, anybody who calls me a dirty Jew only gets one dollar.” The children all call him a dirty Jew and he gives each of them a dollar. After a while, he reduces the payment to a quarter. Finally, he says “Business hasn’t been so good. I can no longer afford to pay you.” The children say “What? You expect us to call you a dirty Jew for free?”. So they stopped calling him a dirty Jew.
Ooooh, I hate you SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
Giving it away free ruins it for the rest of us.
Next time, more emphasis on the HATE. Amateur.
Hmm. That might do, but no promises. Don’t call us, we’ll send our fluidal consciousness at you.
What the hell is a post-graduate formation? Is it the reason the Giants are 0-5?
First off, props to Newinitiation for hanging in there this long. This has to be some kind of Dope record for highest percentage of posts per thread, but you are sticking in there and giving (some) answers.
Secondly, if you’re a catholic, you’d better stay away from streams.
From the prognostications of BEAM:
Admittedly, I’m not really up on my popes, but aren’t we on the Pontifex Maximus now? So this should be a great time for Billy’s predictions to be proven correct. Right? I wonder if the great misplaced-magma incident in the Vatican will kick this whole thing off?
Mark
According to the book Apocalypse Wow!, with anti popes and hidden popes, we may have run past the last pope prophesied by Malachy two popes ago.