bin Laden anagrams

Before the wackos start trying to make some more Nostradamus-esque connections, I’ll preemptively strike and state that Osama bin Laden has the following interesting anagrams:

Is a banal demon
Noise and a lamb
Is a Nabal demon
(Nabal is a Biblical name which signifies “foolish,” and the Bible also says he was very great, but churlish and evil in his ways. See 1 Samuel 25.)
Bad Islam - an eon
Boa and Male Sin

And, my personal favorite: Abdominal Sean

See what interpretations we have…
(And no, of course I don’t think it means anything.)

lads moanin’ “Abe!”

a blade mansion

labia nose - damn!

O misled banana!

I abandon males

I think we’re on to something here…

Here’s another really odd thing someone sent to me. Go to Word, type NYC, then change the font to Wingdings.

Eerie.

actually, Re: the above, look here.

Similarly, type “OBL” (Osama’s initials) in Wingdings.

I just typed in “WTC” on wingdings…extra freaky! Do you think the terrorists are gonna make it snow in Ireland soon?

terrorists making it snow in ireland? creepy.
and bin laden by itself yields:
BAD LENIN

Pretty soon, we’ll be figuring out ways to make Osama bin Laden equal 666.

You wanna see something REALLY freaky in Wingdings? Type in ZQ¥¿ . I’m not quite sure what it means, but if it does mean anything, that would be extra weird.

I’ve been playing around with the anagrams…they’re starting to weird me out. Here are three more.

A SON AID BLAME

MAIDEN ON SLAB

MAN AS OIL BANE

For all of you playing around with anagrams, remember his first name is being occasionally spelled by the networks as “Usama” instead of “Osama.” IIRC, this is how it is spelled on FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list.

OMG, I gotta go. Evacuations in NYC & DC on TV.

Usama Bin Laden can spell:

I LED AN ANUS MBA

Clearly he helped an asshole get an education.

How about “I am ne, a bad sun”? Ne is neon, in this case.

Osama Bin Laden can be arranged to say:

A Bad Snail Omen … Apocalypse Now, anyone?

OR

A Lean man S.O.B. id … so the id doesn’t fit, the rest is good.

OR

I am sad an’ noble … riiiight.

OR

As Mao bled, I Ann. … I don’t know what that means, but the first part is creepy.

LC

Holy F***. That is quite creepy. Just copy and paste it in, and see what you get folks.

Just a note… Lucky Charms can be arranged to spell “My Crack Lush”

Hehe. Also: “Suck My Larch!”

LC

“Pretty soon, we’ll be figuring out ways to make Osama bin Laden equal 666.”

Ok, you asked for it… Let’s start with the simple task of assigning each letter a number. A=1, B=2, etc.

We can convert OSAMA BIN LADEN to 15,19,1,13,1 … 2,9,14 … 12,1,4,5,14.

Now, lets put them into a 3x4 grid (why… Miss Cleo uses this arrangement for her Taro cards).

15,19,1
13,1,2
9,14,12
1,4,5

Don’t worry about the extra 14… we’ll use it later. Now, lets add up the columns.

38,38,20

Now… remember that 14, let’s subtract it from each number.

24,24,6

We can’t have two digit numbers, so lets add them together (i.e. 2+4)… and what do we get.

6,6,6

SPOOKY

Feel free to forward this to everyone you know so I can see how long it will be before my SIL sends it back to me.

You’re a stud, Spud.

::sending off to others::

Is Dead Mother Fuc*er an anagram? If not, it should be.

Spud, Airman, Thanks, I needed a good laugh!