Yesterday, as I was performing my morning grooming, I happened to notice a little black hair growing out of the side of my nose. Not coming out of the nostril, mind you, but out of the side of my nose. It was, I don’t know, about 1/8 of an inch long.
Well, I am getting to that age where those sorts of things start to crop up and so I just grabbed the old tweezers and gave it a pluck.
Now at this point, I bet you are thinking that this is not a TMI thread and that I lured you in to this thread with false advertising. Sadly, this is not the case.
You see, this hair was actually a huge, black 1 to 1.5 inch long hair that had grown from my septum across my nostril and then pushed its way through the small hole that was left over from when I had my nose pierced (about 10+ years ago) to emerge.
On top of this just being gross, it hurt a hell of a lot more than I was expecting and the pain came from a source that was unexpected as well. Blech.