Bingo squares for tonight's State of the Union Address

Please share your suggestions to fill the bingo card for Trump’s upcoming State of the Union Address.

I don’t really know where to start, so I’ll just hand it over to y’all

Says one is Carlin’s seven dirty words

Bonus ability to fill in any square every time he mentions Biden and/or the 2020 election.

Aliens ( they don’t like Obama)
Punch the monkey supports him

Use the “FREE” space if you aren’t going to watch it.

  • Affordability
  • Tariffs
  • Greenland
  • “Dangerous criminals”
  • Failing [media outlet]
  • Rigged election
  • [ x ] like no one has ever seen
  • Beautiful clean coal
  • Board of Peace
  • Treason / Traitor (in reference to actions by Democrats)
  • Inaccurate numbers on inflation
  • Drug prices being reduced by mathematically-impossible percentages
  • Minnesota (bonus points for also mentioning Ilhan Omar; double bonus points if he mispronounces her name)

I would love it if he just came out and said, “It sucks” and walked away.

“Hoax”

Refers to Hakeem Jefferies or Chuck Schumer with a derogatory nickname.

“Unbelievable”

“Treated us terribly”

Names a Republican-appointed SC justice by name.

Talks about the Nobel Prize he was “given”.

How about a racial, ethnic, or gender-based slur?

Nobody has ever seen anything like it

America is the hottest country

They ate our dogs, they ate our cats…

No other country in the world has mail in ballots

No other country in the world has birthright citizenship

Radical left lunatics

Climate change hoax

Rigged election

Autopen

New ballroom

Worst Supreme Court decision in history

Groceries- a word that means a bag of different things.

I know more than anyone else about (fill in blank)

The Epstein files totally exonerate me

Witch hunt

“Hockey”

“UFC”

“Newscum”

Calls Melania a “movie star”

We inherited a mess

Ended 3 wars

Once again respected

The big beautiful bill

Heck, he’s claimed to have stopped eight at this point!

A total “What the flying fuck is he talking about??” moment.

That super cringey way he occasionally pronounces some words.

He used to do it with “Ka-ma-la” and “Chi-na”.

mmm

Google “Trump SOTU bingo card” and take your pick.

Fake anything.

I refuse to watch. My doctor recently reduced the dosage of my BP med. I’m afraid I’ll pop my cork and stroke out.

~VOW

Maybe he can combine them and start talking about Chi-na-la.

I guess that’s bad if you love wars and dead people.