Bipedal Cockroaches

Bipedal Cockroaches: People, for want of a better word, who spew hurtful words and other filth and hate and then when confronted with how wrong they are and how hurtful their words are, they scurry away with no answer. My contempt for these beings is boundless. Real people the guts to say that they might have been wrong or defend their words. If in doubt, they might even ask questions to discover which is appropriate. Cockroaches scurry rather than face the light.

Fuck you asshole!!!

Who the fuck you think you are anyway, shitwhistle?
::scurries under the cupboard::

[sub]BTW, does this thread have a point?[/sub]

Hey Lee, I don’t know who you are or what this rant is about. I saw this thread fading down the forum, though, and wanted to respond in pit-like fashion. I’m not sure if I have all the nuances down yet, though.

This was a particularly weak rant, however. I doubt a team of linguists working 'round the clock could have come up with anthing more vague. Care to fill in the details?

fwiw the thread title sounds like a good name for a speed metal band…

After reading the title, all I can think of is me; sneaking up on Fred Phelps with a GIANT can of Raid.

I know a particular someone like this. It amazes me how, when confronted, they just… scurry. It’s wholly unbecoming and cowardly and, frankly, leads me to believe I truly am the better person.

Esprix

I once knew someone like that. The best thing to do with them is to confront them in a place where they can’t escape. Try tying them into a chair and confronting them at gunpoint–they CAN’T scurry then.

Such people are wastes of human DNA. I won’t tell you what me and my friends did to said BP, but I will tell you that payback was nice and sweet, and ultimately made him a marginally better person. All I’ll say is that to this day, said BP still flinches at the sound of short, sharp explosions. :smiley:

Definetly pursue payback. These people need to recieve deep, permanent scars–both mental and physical. It’s like breaking in a new pair of boots–they have to endure some abuse to make them comfortable.

If that doesn’t work, kill them. At that point, ye aulde BP will have so many enemies that the cops will NEVER be able to find the killer.