This is just so I don’t have to bother starting a seperate thread when one of you cocksuckers invariably pisses me off.
One of the reasons I keep the light on is to make sure that I’m NOT fucking an asshole.
Honestly, I don’t know if I could suck a cock and fuck an ass at the same time. Especially if they were both located on the same person.
It’s really all in spinal flexability, Ender. Start up the Yoga…
Hey look, everyone! Friedo’s saying something! Let’s all pay attention to him!
:rolleyes:
<DeNiro>
Are you talking to me?
Did I hear you call me a cocksucker?
I must be hearing things.
Were you fucking talking to me?!
I should cut your fucking heart out with a spoon for using “all”, “cocksuckers”, and “asssholes” together like that.
You know you shouldn’t make sweeping generalizations.
You weren’t talking to me were you?
</DeNiro>
If I invariably succeed in pissing you off feel free to light up the flamethrower.
Hey, a freeby! Can’t pass up a bargain like that.
friedo, you’re a big bag of um, hmm, what I mean to say is that your mother…well, that is…if you had one ounce of…no, thats not it.
Hell, somebody keep my place in line, I’ll get back to you.
AndyGirl: Leave Yoda out of this. Oh, sorry, you said yoga. My bad.
Jabe
I’m sure I could be fucking an asshole. I just don’t have the proper, um, shall we say-- accouterments.
Easy for you to say, Andygirl, you’ll never have to try it!
Now, now. One never knows what the future may hold.
Okay, yeah, that one’s a pretty safe bet…
Are you calling me a cocksucker?!
Well, at least call me a good cocksucker.
Image is all, right?
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KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!!!
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oh, fuck off.