These are just two of my favorite sayings. What are yours?
Ah, crud! Wrong area! I’ve already asked Lynn to move this to MPSIMS. Sorry folks, not enough coffee in my brain yet…
“Horse fuck a doctor!”
Lately, it’s been “Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke”. It’s been both a great and a really remarkably shitty year so far …
Hmm, depends on my mood, the subject matter, and who I’m talking to.
I like -
Jump up my ass and bark.
F**k me running
F**k me naked and hide my clothes
Kiss the fat part of my a**
Have you lost your mind ?
Little boy want some candy ?
How about never ? Is never good for you ?
Oh, I see the f**k-up fairy has visited us again.
Yes I know I’m boring folks, I used up most of my bad in the 70’s and 80’s.
PS. The *'s have been used just in case this does get moved.
Ayesha - Lioness
You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication.
Ayesha, remind me to say something really stupid to you sometime, so you can insult me.
Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!
Neuro,
Now why would I want to insult you ?
I am a very nice , sweet, motherly type
lady. 
That stupid purity test lied about me when it said I was only 22 % pure. :o
Just ask Mr. Rogers, he LOVES me. So do a few others here, I’m so sweet that I melt in the rain.
Oh yes, I forgot some-
sh*t fire and save matches.
Frogs in the underwear
(I don’t know why I like the sound of that one, but I do)
Ayesha - Lioness
You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication.
Why don’t you go outside and play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Didn’t come up with it, wish I had, it’s from “Our Dumb Century” a book published by the Onion.
“There are many sweeping generalizations that are always true” -Space Ghost
“Like my asshole is square” (var. on ‘My foot’)
“And monkeys fly out of my ass North for the winter.”
Hmmm, a lot of attention on my ass here. I’d better go exfoliate.