I figured I’d post this here because I have to tell someone about it and people here already think I’m strange enough.
I just had the oddest dream of my life. I don’t remember all of it but I’ll relate the bits and pieces that I do.
First, I was fighting a series of monsters. Not too odd, right? Well I couldn’t beat them and kept getting saved by three kids and what looked like a Christmas elf, but dressed all in red and using a cane. They defeated the monsters by playing music at them. Still not all that odd you say? Well one of the monsters was an Evil Republican who looked like a female Governator and couldn’t be killed. They played music from Super Mario Brothers and turned her one of those Mushroom people, but she was differing shades of brown and very ugly. They then jumped on her and squished her.
I then had to follow them though a sewer tunnel followed by Sméagol. But this was no ordinary sewer tunnel you see. The floor was grating and had jagged holes in it out of which lunged Alligators and, for some reason, German Shepherds.
Having successfully navigated the Sewer of Doom I then ended up in a catacomb filled with red bones stacked by kind and realized that the people who own the house have been murdering people for hundreds of years and hiding their bones here and that is why there were so many monsters.
In the next scene I was again at the house, but it was nice and sunny. I was arguing with a young lady about the proper spices for Lasagna. I felt that chocolate would be perfect. She, for some incomprehensible reason, disagreed.
Oh, and the different parts of the dream, it was a long one, were divided up by the appearance of a group of Benedictine monks with long gray beards and wearing cheap toy armor over their robes who acted out scenes from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
So anyone else have an bizarre dreams lately they want to share?