Bizarro Postcard - Anyone Ever Received One Like This?

Maybe the ranter meant to say “Mitt country”. as Massachusetts is governed by [Mitt Romney](http://www.mass.gov/portal/index.jsp?pageID=gov2terminal&L=2&L0=Home&L1=Romney Team&sid=Agov2&f=gov_mittromneybio_homepage&csid=Agov2&b=terminalcontent), who happens to be a (gasp!) MORMON!

Well, there’s the Toynbee Tiles.

Or, for more perplexity: The Mayday Mystery.

For total nutjobbery, there is always the Stephen King murdered John Lennon Theory.

There’s also the Kooks Museum. Francis E. Dec’s stuff is in the Schizophrenic Wing. He is the gold standards of nuttiness to which all other fruitcakes aspire.

The Kooks Museum makes no mention whatsoever of the Time Cube. They are, therefore, incomplete in documenting nuttiness.

Well, that solves it, Sternvogel is the nut job who sent this. See, I cleverly typed "Mitt county instead of Mitt country in an effort to draw him out. I can see Sternvogel sitting in his darkened one-room apartment, single 40 watt lightbulb swaying overhead cursing me for incorrectly reading his crazy post card:

“No you jackass!! It’s Mitt COUNTRY! That is the crux of my entire thesis! The Wealthy White Male Republican LEGAL CASE is based in Mitt COUNTRY!!! There is no Mitt COUNTY you imbicile!!! [flecks of foam spraying from his mouth].”

*Just kidding. In truth, I did think it said county, but it was partially obscured by the postmark, and only upon further inspection do I see that it does actually say Mitt country. Although I’m still not sure if this bodes well for Sternvogel. Either you already are crazy, or you’d make one hell of an FBI profiler.