Bjork...still kinda hot, still kinda weird.

[diggleblop]

I want to hear her squeak like a rabid mouse as soon as the head of my penis enters her turd cutter.

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

You want to see weird? Look up her stalker’s suicide film. Bjork has nothing on that.

Now that I’ve laid the groundwork, I’ll just say that to see it you should Google “Bjork stalker” or “Ricardo Lopez”. It’s not at all hard to find, and linking to it would get me in some serious trouble here.

[neutron_star]

Oh man. You can hear the blood dribbling onto the ground and everything. Christ.

[Mr.Excellent]

@Cisco

I don’t know if “still” applies to this particular video, as I’m pretty sure it is several years old. I saw it a few years back and I think it was old then. Though she is in fact still hot.

Good Ford - she’s in her forties, and from that video, I thought she was about my age. (I’m 25). She is amazingly cute.

[Mr.Excellent]

@straight_man

I watched them, and I was certainly amused. Feel better now?

She hasn’t aged well, though, has she.

You know, I think she’s still pretty damn cute - and there’s no way I’d take her for 44.

What’s the deal with this woman, anyway? Is this a schtick, or is she genuinely that out of it?

[Autolycus]

@Mr.Excellent

You know, I think she’s still pretty damn cute - and there’s no way I’d take her for 44.

What’s the deal with this woman, anyway? Is this a schtick, or is she genuinely that out of it?

Those videos were parodies and not really her.

[jackdavinci]

Will she end up in a secret prison now that Iceland has been declared a terrorist nation?

[Mr.Excellent]

@Autolycus

Those videos were parodies and not really her.

Wow. Er - hey, did anyone else hear that noise? Sort of a “whoosh” sound, coming from right over my head. No?