Holy Christ, if I have to endure one more goddamn movie title of the format “Verb”-ing “Someone”, I’m going to turn inside-out.
Finding Forrester
Saving Private Ryan
Eating Raoul
Driving Miss Daisy
Saving Silverman
Chasing Amy
And so I’d like to help out Hollywood by suggesting a few of my own. Won’t you join me?
Suggesting Leonardo
Banishing Louisa
Stretching Bernard
Vanquishing Brittany
Discovering Alistair
Eclipsing Elvis
Rogering Moore
Doctorin’ the Tardis
Ignoring Crowe
Jonesing JPeg?
Personally, I’m tired of movie previews that all seem to go like this:
(imagine deep narrator’s voice)
In a world…where everything is wrong…one man stands for right…and he’s about to discover…that THIS time…it’s personal.
To continue the with the OP:
Eviscerating Kevin[sup]A[/sup]
Silencing Whitney[sup]B[/sup]
Overrating Julia[sup]C[/sup]
Undressing Jude[sup]D[/sup]
[sub]A. Costner B. Houston C. Roberts D. Law[/sub]
Mating Damon
Banning Affleck
Exploding Gwyneth
Killing Prinze, Jr.
Stalking Humphrey
Besmirching Senator Cheesecake
Collecting Mr. Stinky
Fabricating Belinda
Felching Fletcher (Woohoo! First felching reference of the thread!)
Oh, and:
Tossing Salad 
Oooh, I’m sorry. The correct answer is
[sub]A. Smith[/sub]
I mean, come on! Shannon Elizabeth? Real edgy there, fanboy! And weren’t you supposed to retire the stoners three movies ago?
sigh.
The many gay porn sequels of It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World:
Budding Hackett
Dicking Shawn
Philling Silvers
Busting Keaton
Donning Knotts
Jacking Benny
And of course,
Fucking Jenna
Wasn’t there a porno called Shaving Ryan’s Privates?
Starring who? Tom Yanks?
He was also in Schindler’s Fist
(or was it the other way around?)
Don’t forget Forrest Hump.
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Free My Willy
Look Who’s Sucking
Sleeping With Seattle
Man On The Poon
Hannah Does Her Sisters
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No Longer Pit Worthy
And I thought this might be a reference to the Weekly World News article claiming that Bigfoots have been mating with campers…
There was all that plus the fact that the world’s fattest man has vanished, he’s 4000 pounds, have you seen him?
And naked pics of Elvis.
Man I love the checkout aisle…