Holy Christ, if I have to endure one more goddamn movie title of the format “Verb”-ing “Someone”, I’m going to turn inside-out.
Saving Private Ryan
Driving Miss Daisy
And so I’d like to help out Hollywood by suggesting a few of my own. Won’t you join me?
Personally, I’m tired of movie previews that all seem to go like this:
(imagine deep narrator’s voice)
In a world…where everything is wrong…one man stands for right…and he’s about to discover…that THIS time…it’s personal.
To continue the with the OP:
[sub]A. Costner B. Houston C. Roberts D. Law[/sub]
Besmirching Senator Cheesecake
Collecting Mr. Stinky
Felching Fletcher (Woohoo! First felching reference of the thread!)
Oooh, I’m sorry. The correct answer is
I mean, come on! Shannon Elizabeth? Real edgy there, fanboy! And weren’t you supposed to retire the stoners three movies ago?
The many gay porn sequels of It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World:
And of course,
Wasn’t there a porno called Shaving Ryan’s Privates?
He was also in Schindler’s Fist
(or was it the other way around?)
Don’t forget Forrest Hump.
Free My Willy
Look Who’s Sucking
Sleeping With Seattle
Man On The Poon
Hannah Does Her Sisters
And I thought this might be a reference to the Weekly World News article claiming that Bigfoots have been mating with campers…
There was all that plus the fact that the world’s fattest man has vanished, he’s 4000 pounds, have you seen him?
And naked pics of Elvis.
Man I love the checkout aisle…