Blast Phaedrus, ten cents a throw!

The BBQ Pit
101

“Not the sharpest knife in the drawer”?

You, me boyo, are duller than a fucking rubber mallet; & don’t you forget it, either.

                :D

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102

About as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

103

But a tad sharper than a doorknob.

Wait, I take it back. I meant to say, “not as sharp as.”

Too late. I’ve already posted it.

This space for rent.