Stands. Salutes. Sings: “RIDLEY SCOTT!”
Gaff: Are we awake?
Deckard: We’re not sure. Are we… a replicant?
Gaff: Yes, we are.
Deckard: Then we’re awake… but we’re very puzzled.
"The Sheriff is a rep!
“WHAT?”
“THE SHERIFF IS A REP!”
“What did he say?”
“He said the sheriff is a Republican!”
Band strikes up
Black Deckard:"Candygram for Roy Batty! Candygram for Roy Batty!
Roy: “Me Roy Batty.”
Black Deckard: “Sign, please … Thank you.”
Roy: “Roy Batty like candy.”
*[he opens the box - BOOM!] *
“He say, You Brack Sheriff!”
Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite comedies, Blade Runner is my single favorite SF film, and you people are killing me. I hope this thread never gets back on track. Keep 'em coming.
“He say you brack sheriff”… <snort>
A horse drawn blimp floats by…
“This announcement is brought to you by the Governor LePetomane Corporation - helping America into the New World.
A new life awaits you in the Rock Ridge colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!”
Waco Kid : Hey boys, look what I got here.
Sheriff Bart: Hey, where are the basic pleasure models at?
(Mongo is chained to the jail cell bars, snoring away peacefully.)
Sheriff Bart(tossing a bucket of water on Mongo): Wake up Mongo! Time to die!
Deckard: You are leafing through a magazine and you come across an advertisement with a nude woman in it.
Rachel: Huh! Rachel straight!
<aside>
I ran one of those adventure-race 5Ks last weekend. You know, the ones with like 12 obstacles scattered throughout? Anyway, it was super hot, and I’d gotten a cup of water from a medical lady after the first obstacle. (She just asked me if I wanted one, and I was all, “Sho!”) Anyway, a girl behind me was wondering where I got it, and the guy she was with just theorized that maybe I’d been carrying it from the start. “She’s got really steady hands,” he said. I turned, and waggled my other hand around and said:
“Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.”
Made my day, anyway.
</aside>
Bravo!! Did they get it? (I guess you would have told us.)
Hide in the toys
Jump on his head
Then run away
Do handsprings instead
You’ll be surprised you’re doing the Pris Mistake!
Deckard: “Morning, ma’am! Mighty fine day!”
Pris: “Up yours, Blade Runner!”
“Mongo seen things Sheriff Bart not believe.
Choo-choos on fire near the quicksand bog.
Mongo watch glow worms in dark near phony turnpike gate.
All those moments lost in my brain, like rain in tears.
Time to punch.”
Genius!