Jerry, thank you SO MUCH for not letting this board fall off the ether as much as Metafilter does.
Oh. Wait.
Ok, as often as Fark does.
No, that’s not right, either.
As often as /. fails?
Nope, that doesn’t fit.
snopes?
No.
thinks
Man, all those high-visit, high-post count boards out there. I’m trying to remember one that has as many performance problems as this one for which I recently paid $15 to resubscribe.
I mean, I don’t pay anything to post comments on the Washington Post … maybe that’s why it’s never crashed?
I’m so sorry. I’ve missed the spirit of the OP. HAIL JERRY!