The cops had to come to make sure somebody didn’t roll a big boulder in front of the locker room door.
I have to say good puns for He is rinsin, Towel of Turin, and cross training.
They really did nail it…
quite possibly he didnt want police snooping around his home. especially his unfinished basement.
Truly, I say to you, today you will be with me in the steam room.
For today, verily, you will be bathed in the Blood of Christ, as it cleanseth us of all sin.
Maybe the cops were called because of unruly behaviour by the bathers? I mean, you can only have a bunch of guys showering in wine so long before things get out of hand.
You are so full of win it makes me want to lay down for three days behind a rock.
Give new meaning to this.
(Youtube link, but darn funny)