The police were called to a health club by an employee that spotted a suspicious bearded and bloody man going to the showers. :eek: The club management had been informed by the man who is a club member that he would be coming over like this ahead of time, so staff wouldn’t panic or freak when he came over to shower. Management didn’t inform the employees as often happens. The man played Jesus at Zion Lutheran’s Easter Passion Drama.
I find this story very entertaining. 
Your title could use a dash or a comma or something, because I was having a hard time guessing exactly what Bloody Jesus Cops* were! Unless your local police department has a division that only handles Bloody Jesus calls. 
*I know, I know…band name.
I wonder if the cops have a code for this situation.
He is rinsin’. He is rinsin’ indeed!
Sounds like a story a SERIAL KILLER would make up at Easter time. 
Yeah, I wanted to know about the Jesus Cops too!
Punctuation - it matters!
Oh that is the most awful(meaning best) pun I’ve seen in ages!
At least he didn’t spend 3 days in the shower.
Be sure to save the Small Thin Towel of Turin. Make a fortune on eBay.
I think they call it Job 29:23
Did Veronica help Him dry off?
Regards,
Shodan
Bad lieu. Bad bad lieu. I should have thought of that.
I wonder why he needed to shower at that club? He couldn’t have showered at home? I mean, probably the church didn’t have shower facilities, but in a situation like this, I think that I’d vastly prefer to shower at home. Of course, I generally prefer to shower at home. I only rinse off under the shower at the gym, and then shower again at home, and use my own preferred soap and shampoo and then moisturize with my own lotion.
That’s either too much detail or not enough. I haven’t figured out which yet.
Maybe he wanted to get in some cross training first.
Perhaps the church is next door, and I don’t know about you but both my cars have leather seats, and nobody is putting bloody ass prints on my seats … so mrAru would be showering off in the gym [or rinsing off with a hose behind the church] before getting into one of the cars.
Me too! Who were the Jesus Cops? Why were you angry at them? So many questions…
Bravo.
groan
The ShamWow of Turin?