Come one, come all. Make up a misleading post title, and the actual post that follows.
For instance, mine is referring to an inquiry I have about a cat that shivers uncontrollably after being out in the rain. Would it be alright to use a blow-dryer to facilitate the drying process?
I’d like to see a cat that wouldn’t freak out at the noise of the blow drier.
It works for dogs… why not cats?
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
I attempted this after giving my kitty a bath (he needed one, 'nuff said). Cats do not like blow dryers, cats freak right out, you are welcome to try but I found cuddling in a towel worked better.
FOR WIGGUM: Shave your Pussy!
That way you don’t have to worry about blow-drying it.
No, you have to do what any good mama cat would do - lick that pussy dry! (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)
Wow, this thread took a wrong turn somewhere. If anyone actually posts on-topic here it’s going to look like a non-sequitur now. Good work, folks.
Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer
Well, I’VE never minded posting non-sequiturs.
SAW MY LEGS OFF.
A MPSIMS thread I started about my teary farewell to a hand-carved sidetable undercarriage (worked on it for three solid weeks!) I just UPS’d to my sister-in-law.
Uke
When a pussy smells like fish, you know it’s time for a bath.
If you have a big, hairy pussy, I suggest you give it a trim beforehand. No one likes a messy pussy.
I don’t suggest shaving your pussy, because when the hair grows back, the itch will drive the poor pussy crazy, and you’ll have to scratch your pussy all the time. Also, a stubbly pussy can be quite rough on the hands.
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
I find that the cat is always calmed down by some tenderness, so why don’t you let one of us stroke your pussy?
Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?
TOPIC:
Do you still pack the nose with cocaine?
OP:
For nosebleeds I mean, what did all you druggies think?
MY SON THE MASTERBATER
All he does is tease his sister all day long
"My Colon Has Made Everyone In the Office Avoid Me!
—I keep changing their commas and semi-colons to colons, and now they're mad at me.
“You Can’t Lick My Thighs!”
—Nobody can lick 'em; I take the chicken and bake it with chopped onion and soy sauce . . .
“My Roomie is a Lesbian!”
—And our phone bills to Lesbos are breaking my bank account!Why Can’t I Find A Nice Big Cock?
–All the roosters I find are shrimpy little guys, and my hens don’t seem to like them.
Rose
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
WHERE IS THAT DONKEY…DICK!
Or some people just call the silly ass Richard. Either way I can’t find him.
“I’m the best there is Fats. Even if you beat me, I’m still the best.”
(Paul Newman in The Hustler)
(raising post count the dirty way)
“Blowing Wet Pussy” - Does anyone else here enjoy performing fellatio on their wet cats?
(Just an example, folks, not something I do personally…)
SanibelMan - My Homepage
“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”
LARGE BREASTS DRIVE ME CRAZY!!
They take so much longer to cook than the smaller pieces of chicken.
The Dave-Guy
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
My Balls are Dry and Cracked!
I left my basketball and volleyball out in the driveway all winter, and now they’re completely weather damaged.
Tinkling in public
Don’t you think it is really annoying to go someplace that has a piano with someone playing it constantly?
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.