If this turns out to be a game, which it might, maybe the Game Room is a better place for it.
Be that as it may, I just happened to spot the can of Blue Diamond Bold Wasabi and Soy Sauce Almonds can sitting here on the desk and had the momentary flash of amazement that either Blue Diamond or Lou Diamond must be chortling over this bit of trivia.
That made me decide to issue the challenge to Dopers to locate (or invent) similar oddities in names of things and people.
No more rules than that: just make them funny, if this is funny.