All right Mr. Gollum, if you don’t tell Detective Stabler and me exactly what you did between 9pm and 12 last night, you’re going down for the rape and murder of those two dead barefoot gay midgets.
Me drinks a whiskey drink, me drinks a vodka drink, me drinks a lager drink, me drinks a cider drink, then me pissing the night away.
Hey, that out-of-work actor you hired to carry the payment better be on his way…did the cartel guys say how they were gonna pay us?
Busey’s in the sky, with diamonds.
Wow this movie is awesome, what is it called again?
In case you didn’t know, this is called “The Crow.”
Alright, enough fooling around, be serious for one second and tell me what you want for your birthday, and I still can’t believe you want that crappy sweater.
Girl, you know it’s true…I love J. Crew.
“All right Mr. Gollum, if you don’t tell Detective Stabler and me exactly what you did between 9pm and 12 last night, you’re going down for the rape and murder of those two dead barefoot gay midget prostitutes.”
Me drinks a whiskey drink, me drinks a vodka drink, me drinks a lager drink, me drinks a cider drink…
“Yes, we pulled your ModorCard charges and saw that you were drinking heavily. We also have some witnesses who say you were jumping around and acting crazy.”
Me sings the songs that remindings me of the good times…
“Oh, karaoke was it? We’ll have to verify that. The bartender says you left at 11. Where did you go?”
A guy two steps away from reaching the top of Mt. Everest noticed his shoe heel was coming loose. He decided to go on, but the loose heel came off with the next step and he fell backward, rolling down the mountain.
Two other guys climbing up the mountain warched his roll past them. The first one asked “What was that all about?” The second one said
I don’t know, but I heard him singing “You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel.”
Jackie Robinson’s wife was so particular about her food that she insisted it all be prepared in puree form for her.
A reporter once asked her “Too cool to chew Mrs. Robinson?”
Minnie? Why are all your bags packed? Why is Tommy Lee outside?
Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don’t understand…you can’t win my heart if you only use your hand.
I heard the Crips started playing classic PC games from the 90’s?
Me and my homies like to play this game, some call it Amtrak, some call it SimTrains.