Punchlines in Movie Titles

The Game Room
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Inspired by this thred: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17302446.

Take a movie title and alter it to be the punchline of a joke but still recognizable as to what movie it refers.

For example:

When an investment banker played by Pierce Brosnan and an insurance investigator played by Rene Russo decide to have children, they realize their busy schedules require that they hire some live-in help to assist them. That person is referred to as “The Thomas Crown Au Pair.”

Then there was the Von Trapp family dog. They called him “The Hound of Music.”

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If the Von Trapp dog was Sicilian, he could have been the Dogfather.

Does that count?

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Luke Skywalker touched a frog and now he has “Star Warts.”

Which truck driver can get his cargo of fuzzy robot toys to the store first? Find out in “The Fast and the Furbiest.”

Scarlett O’Hara takes up percussion instruments in “Gong with the Wind.”

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The Aristocats!

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The Beatles appear in present day New York City and try to determine the best places to go and the grooviest shops to frequent in Yelp!

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R&B/Soul artist Gladys Knight and her backup singers star as Air Force flyers in a Vietnam War film: A Flock of Pips Now.

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I believe we have a winner.