Maybe he just wanted someone to measure his stiffie.
“San Antonio police trying to find a woman’s corpse stolen from a casket say a man “obsessed” with her was the last to leave her funeral.”
And to think Obsession is what they named a cologne.
A national law for microchips in all corpses.
But can you get reception from 6 feet Below-Jack?
The notorious case of Carl Tanzler shows that someone who gets obsessed with a corpse isn’t necessarily going to then get put off by its subsequent decomposition. I hope this case doesn’t end up like that one.