Scared you, didn’t I?

“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”

Boo Who?

Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.

“C’mon, it’s not even tomorrow yet…” - Rupert

If you need a graphic solution, http:\\Piglet


You mean this? :eek: ?

HTML Jokes! Gotta love 'em!

With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.

“Smithers, are they booing me?”

“Uh, no sir…they’re saying…'Boo-urns! Boooooo-urns!”

Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green


Jesus H. Christ!! What are you trying to do, give me a heart attack!?

An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

I was saying “Boo-urns”


When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.


:::UPS truck pulls up to Mega/Roo’s house with a box of soiled underwear:::

Yes, we were scared. The evidence is before you.

Light bleach; no starch.


Casper, is it true that you are the ghost of Richie Rich? Say hello to the Headless Horseman for me…