I am the EmCee for a Halloween Party.
I needs me some good, clean, simple and short Halloween jokes…
Can share your favourites?
Cheers
Sai Quai Loh
I’m going to bed, but not abandoning the thread, I’lls be back in the moaning…(getting into the right spirit already)
Which is scarier, boy ghosts or girl ghosts?
Girl ghosts. They have boo-bies.
How does a zombie get to work?
He takes the Traaaaaaaaain.
What do vegan zombies eat?
GGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSS
What’s another name for a smiling hot dog casing?
A happy hollow-weenie.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
Why did the Egyptian move back home?
He missed his mummie.
Did you hear about the Egyptian woman who got laid in a tomb and became a mummy?
What kind of shoes do ghosts wear?
BOOOOTS!
A skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop.
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
Good one Karen!
Why do ghosts hear so well?
Because they’re eerie.
This is EEEVIL
Did you hear the one about the trio of ghosts who went to a bar because it was too breezy outside? The bouncer wouldn’t let them in because he thought they were three sheets in the wind.
I hate this one passionately, but it’s the only one I know.
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet.
ugh.
What does a naked zombie want?
H-A-A-N-N-E-S
What do you get when you take the circumference of a pumpkin and divide it by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi