Happy Halloween! (It’s only 10 days away.)
It would be nice if we had new jokes this year. The jokes from the last few years’ zombie threads are starting to rot and stink – just like zombies.
AOE: I need to add some mouseover space.
Does anybody have handy links to the last few threads?
Why do zombies like pickles?
They’re packed in briiiiiine.
Skeleton walks into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll you have”?
Skeleton says, A beer and a mop, please.
Oh! Oh! … I know this one!
He eats republicans? 
Oops, I thought this was a generic Halloween joke thread…are only Zombie jokes allowed? Sorry.
How does a zombie unclog his sink?
A: Braiiiiin-O
Okay, I came up with a really bad one:
What is a zombie’s favorite Simpsons character?
A: McBraaiiinnn!
How can you tell if a zombie is Amish? Instead of “brains” he’ll say “barns”.
What does a vegetarian zombie crave?
Gr-a-a-i-i-n-s
Why wouldn’t they be?