What? We already have Feats of Strength and Airing of Grievances. Set up a Festivus Pole and have a mod do some appropriate Festivus Miracles (like not banning everyone) and we’re set.
The one holiday at a time rule doesn’t work this year, since Chanukah overlaps Thanksgiving. I guess that means that Christmas comes very late this year.
Yup, this year it’ll be the last 25th of December. 
Maybe you meant Thanksgiving will be late this year? Looking around at various online calendars, the 28th is as late in November as the US formula “fourth Thursday in November” goes. So that’s quite true.
That also means you’ll have fewer shopping days in the pre-Christmas, post-Black-Friday sprint. :eek:
Indeed. Just imagine what they do for Gandhi!
Hey, what day does Christmas fall on this year?
December 25, same as every year. 
What? It’s a Wednesday.