Just checking in, I must be bored.
Well, if you must be bored, this is the place to get it. 
Should I microwave some popcorn? I think I might microwave some popcorn. Here in the office microwave it takes exactly 2 minutes to pop nearly all of it but not burn any.
Okay, thanks for the heads up!
Six more weeks of winter… does that mean winter is going to start soon?
Cats are up and roaming this morning. Now one is sitting and staring at me because I’m having meatloaf for breakfast.
They’ve probably got SPCAES on speed dial.
You’d better get your excuses ready.
Well, I better do my taxes today, I can barely contain my excitement at the thought of doing my taxes.
Thanks for all the inquiries into my health after my near-death bike accident, everybody. Didn’t mean to bore you!
Yeah, I was meaning to ask how much you want for the helmet.
Maybe you could go on the donation thread for that $80. 
Maybe we’re boors, not bores in this thread. Ever think of that, huh?
Thanks to the magic of Google, I have broken your code. Isn’t it just amazing what we can do on the Internets these days?
Also, I like snakes. You big meanie.
?? I thought that was it’s real name.
:eek:
I’m off work today, normal day off. Had sort of spring cleaning plans for today, since it’s so warm out. But I have a headache, and now I’m eating a pear.
Are they good for headaches?
Ho hum.
There isn’t much of an edge to my salad.
Two of my three new TVs arrived today. I think I’ll wait for the third one to get here before I return them all.
-D/a
May we guess which store(s) they came from or did they all come from Costco?
Just for the curiosity factor, do you do this sort of gang return thing often? Sounds like fun.
I wish I could have recorded my tax person explaining my taxes to me, because all I could hear was the sound that the Simpson’s dog heard when people were talking to him.