OK, let’s try the letter
O.
Have at me!
IQ1: Are you King of Kings?
IQ2: Did you battle Peter Parker?
IQ3: Are you a U.S. Supreme Court justice who placed limits on the first amendment?
IQ1: No, I am not Ozymandius.
IQ2: No, I am not Doc Octopus.
IQ3: FIRE!
(IQ3: I am not Oliver Wendell Holmes. Nor, does this appear to be a crowded theater.)
IQ1: Were you publicly removed from your job so the former holder could have it back?
IQ2: Are you often credited with writing the poem “The Catsup Bottle”?
IQ3: Is your belt your most famous article of clothing?
Congrats, Wargamer, on your win!
Just to clear these up:
Martindale-Hubbell is a well-known U.S. legal directory.
Mads Mikkelsen played the bad guy in the 2006 Casino Royale remake; he bled from the eyes now and then.
Madeline Kunin was Governor of Vermont in the Eighties, and later a Clinton Education Department top official.
New round IQs.
Did you get the perfect hollow sound in a toilet bowl?
Did you once give voice to Mithrandir?
Did you scandalously dance in widow’s weeds?
Congrats, Wargamer!
In case anyone was curious, this was Andrey Markov.
IQ1: Are you a complex motherfucker?
IQ2: Did you play tuba in Deathtöngue?
IQ3: Are you a recently deceased NFL Hall of Fame defensive lineman, commentator, and actor?
I guess I need to expand my knowledge. (I was wondering about that one.) Thanks for the answer!
(IQs to come tomorrow.)
Oh, what the heck, I’ll have a few IQs now.
IQ1: Is Felix always cleaning up after you?
IQ2: Did you very nearly win the Masters golf tournament this year?
IQ3: Did you join Marcia and Greg, et al., towards the end of their run?
No idea on these, take 3 DQs and call me in the morning.
No clue on the first two, but I am not Scarlett O’Hara dancing with Rhett Butler for the third.
Again, I don’t know 1 and 2, but I am not Merlin Olsen for number 3.
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I am not Oscar Madison
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I am not Louis Oosthuizen, noted shooter of albatrosses.
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I am not Cousin Oliver.
- Oedipus
- Bloom County’s Opus the Penguin
DQ1: Are you real?
DQ2: Are you male?
Oedipus! :smack:
- I am not real.
- I am male.
IQ1: Are you become death, the destroyer of worlds?
IQ2: Are you a litigious dentist cum real estate agent cum lawyer?
IQ3: Are you a wizard who’s just a crazy old man?
IQ1: Did you spend time at Chateau Roissy
IQ2: Where you adopted by your great-uncle?
IQ3: Were you attacked by Canadians at Cornell?
- I am not Robert Oppenheimer.
- In lieu of suing me, would a DQ satisfy you?
- Nope, I’m not Ben Kenobi AKA Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I have no idea on any of these. (Well, I have an idea on #2, but I don’t think you’re after Little Orphan Annie.) So 3 DQs for Mr. P. Dent.
IQ1: O from “The Story of O”
IQ2: Octavian who was adopted by his great uncle Gaius Julius Caesar and later became the emperor Augustus
IQ3: Oliver Barret IV from “Love Story” who was beat up by Cornell’s Canadians while playing on the Harvard hockey team.
DQ1: Are you a character from a book?
DQ2: Are you an adult?
DQ3: Are you human?
Summary
- I am not real.
- I am male.
- No, I am not a character from a book.
- Hmm, I have to say yes, I am an adult.
- I am not human.
I won’t sue, but I can make no promises on behalf of the batshit insane Orly Taitz.
DQ6: Are you an animal?
Orson Welles had a sound guy unscrew a Mason jar in the bowl of a toilet to simulate the top of the Martian spacecraft coming off in his notorious War of the Worlds radio broadcast.
Orson Bean provided the voice of Gandalf AKA Mithrandir in the TV cartoon of The Hobbit.
Yes, Scarlett O’Hara.
Love this!
DQs:
Were you created since 1960?
Did you first appear in a book?
IQs:
Were you commendably persistent in trying to date an older woman at your workplace?
Did you suspect your #2 guy of not trying hard enough?
Did your boss change clothes when his big plan went awry?
IQ1: Did you score the Stanley Cup winning goal in 1970?
IQ2: Do you use a bowler hat as a weapon?
IQ3: Did you once compare cucumbers in the supermarket with the Dean’s wife?
Answers:
- Orion, whose belt is among the brighter stars in the night sky.
- Conan O’Brien, who had to return his time slot to Jay Leno.
- Ogden Nash, credited with the poem ‘The Catsup Bottle’; first a little, then a lottle. I’m not sure if he’s the original writer, but he is most frequently credited with it.
DQs:
Were you created in the 1900s?
Are you mythological?
Did you appear in the works of Shakespeare?