Billy Bob Thornton, the oversexed conservative President in Love Actually.
DQ: Male?
IQ: Did your sister-in-law accept contraband baked goods before a big move?
No.
- I am female.
Aiyiyi… Marijuana brownies? A file in a cake? I have no idea. Ask another DQ.
Billy Carter, whose sister-in-law Rosalyn accepted baked goodies from neighbors in Plains, Ga. just before moving to the White House, even though the Secret Service said not to.
DQ: Fictional?
IQ: Did your wife reveal your illness to a doctor only when you were already hurting pretty badly?
‘Contraband’? :dubious: Nevertheless, I wouldn’t have gotten it if you’d said ‘Are you the brother-in-law of a First Lady who accepted baked goods?’.
No. I am a real person.
- I am female.
- I am not fictional.
Yer bustin’ my balls, here! There’s a name floating out there on the periphery, and I just can’t reel it in. Ask another DQ.
IQ: Have you played as a duo with Elvis Costello in a film?
IQ: Are you known for your Voluptuous Horror?
No, I am not Jennifer Balgobin.
The only film I can remember seeing Elvis Costello in was Straight To Hell, and I don’t remember if he had a duet. If I’m wrong, you get a DQ. (Note to self: Pull Straight To Hell off of the DVD shelf.)
No, I am not Karen Black.
IQ: Were you once the quintessential European sex symbol?
No, I’m not Brigitte Bardot.
IQ: Were you burned at the stake for heresy in 1600?
No, I am not Giordano Bruno.
When President Josiah Bartlet was badly wounded in a rifle attack on The West Wing, his wife Abigail revealed his long-concealed MS to the surgeon who would have to operate on him.
DQ: American?
IQ: Did you win a medal, run a restaurant, get elected, and date an actress?
You seem to have hit upon my weak spot. There are very few shows that I’ve paid any attention to over the past several years, and The West Wing is one I’ve never seen. I was thinking it was an artist or an actor.
- I am female.
- I am not fictional.
- I am American.
No, I am not Senator Bob Kerry.
Kerrey, yes.
IQ: Did you fake an assassination attempt to win an important election?
No, I am not Bob Roberts.
Ooo, you’re good.
IQ: After your parents died in a tragic boating accident, did your rich uncle keep an eye on you?
No, I am not Frodo Baggins.
IQ: Are you a jazz bandleader?
No, I am not Count Basie.