IQ: Are you a jazz bandleader who isn’t Count Basie?
IQ: Are you gonna get caught (just you wait and see)?
No, I am not Charlie Barnet.
What are you, some kind of clown?
No, I am not Charlie Brown.
Back after I make some dinner…
IQ: Are you the Poet Laureate of Toronto?
IQ: Do you sometimes assume the role of Mr. Language Person?
IQ: Did you introduce Turkish as an official language?
No, I am not Dionne Brand.
No, I am not The Great Dave Berry.
All I can think of is Mustafa Attaturk. As a DQ.
It was Mehmet Bey. Are you an actress?
I am not an actress.
- I am female.
- I am not fictional.
- I am American.
- I am not an actress.
IQ: Are your lips sealed?
- I am female.
- I am not fictional.
- I am American.
- I am not an actress.
No, I am not Belinda Carlisle of the Go-Gos. (I have way too many New Wave songs on my iPod!)
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NB: I have to turn in in an hour or less, and won’t have access to SDMB until tomorrow evening (PDT). So if I don’t answer right away, that’s why.
IQ: Were you the last switch hitter to win the American League MVP award?
IQ: Do you have a lab assistant with an extremely squeaky voice?
I don’t follow baseball. Ask a DQ.
No, I am not Professor Bunsen Honeydew.
IQ: Did you have the surprising ability to speak Jive?
IQ: Did you musically warn of dangerous traffic conditions down the road?
IQ: Were you on an opposing side in a war against your native country, but then later rule over it (or at least part of it)?
IQ: Did the last goal you ever scored (‘in overtime’) win the Leafs the cup?