Take a DQ for #1.
I am not Phil Tead.
I am not Prof. Pepperwinkle (oh, wait, I am, but that’s not this character).
IQ1: Are you represented by a purple piece?
Boy, you’re good.
Yes, I am Prof. Plum from Clue (or Cluedo).
Applause.
Nice one, I was pretty baffled by 6 until I started thinking outside (inside?) the box.
The trouble with guessing P is that now I must be Q.
IQ1: Was Umslopogaas one of your associates?
IQ2: Were you a DADA teacher who wore a purple turban?
IQ3: Did you come after James and James, and before Andrew and Martin?
IQ1: Did Daniel Nathan and Emanuel Benjamin Lepofsky write detective fiction under your name as an alias?
IQ2: Are you a vice president who who had trouble spelling a certain tuber?
IQ3: Are you a Norwegian ruler whose name because synonymous with traitor?
3 DQs for you.
DQ, I’m not Dan Quayle, and I’m not Vidkun Quisling.
IQ1: Did you survive the torpedoing of the USS Indianapolis, and 30 years later make your living as a shark hunter for hire?
IQ2: Did you ever offer your girlfriend’s father chocolate-covered pretzels with an unwashed hand?
IQ3: Are you (most likely) Starling City’s wealthiest vigilante?
DQ, I thought that was Brodie in Mallrats but I can’t get a Q out of his name, and I’m guessing the Question on the third as I can’t remember what city he operated out of.
Crap. I flubbed my IQ2, but a quick rephrase will fix it:
IQ2: Did YOUR BUDDY ever offer your girlfriend’s father chocolate-covered pretzels with an unwashed hand?
Good job, SCMT!
Previous IQs:
Were you Hercules’s trainer in the Disney movie? - Yes, Philoctetes AKA Phil.
Was there a bar fight about whether you were the greatest British Prime Minister? - Lord Palmerston, on The Simpsons.
Were you the other candidate put forth in that fight? - Pitt the Elder, ditto.
On to Q…
IQs:
Did Andrew Jackson think you and Henry Clay ripped him off?
Did you help James Bond on Jamaica?
Were you one of “the rude mechanicals”?
Hmm… I’m blanking on that guy’s name, was initials but I don’t remember the Q on him either, alas.
I’m not John Quincy Adams, nor Q, and a DQ for you.
Allan Quatermain, from the books by H Rider Haggard.
Professor Quirrell, from the first Harry Potter book.
John Quincy Adams (preceded by Madison and Monroe, followed by Jackson and Van Buren).
DQ1: Real?
DQ2: Male?
DQ3: American?
(I asked about Adams first, so I’ll claim the DQ. :))
IQ1: Were you a supporting character who took over a book series about a boy and his dog?
IQ2: Were you a TV medical examiner?
IQ3: Will everybody jump for joy when you arrive?
Welcome, bordelond! Glad to have you with us.
IQs:
- Are you secretly El Kabong?
- Did you have a rivalry with Quake?
- Are you the eponymous protagonist of a novel by Sir Walter Scott?
Ellery Queen
holding a DQ
IQ1: Did John Hurt play you in The Naked Civil Servant?
IQ2: Was your screenplay for True Romance the launching point of your directing career?
IQ3: Did you illustrate many of Roald Dahl’s books?