Sweet!
When my daughter was in 1st grade I received a phone call from her teacher, letting me know my wee adorable child was singing “Living Dead Girl”, and didn’t I find that inappropriate?
I responded with I supposed it was marginally worse than her singing the chorus of “Tubthumping” during parent pick up in pre-K, but all in all, no.
IQs:
1. Did you write a poem about the object that has a significant role at the end of Ghostbusters II?
2. Speaking of Ghostbusters II, are you in it?
3. Were you John Kerry’s running mate?
IQ1: Were you played by Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie about an untalented film director?
IQ2: Were you played by Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie about an unfinished creation?
IQ3: Did you paint The Scream?
IQs:
1. Did you play TV’s Phryne Fisher?
2. Did you go as a ghost for your first Halloween–we can definitely say it’s your first, because you’re not from this planet?
3. Did you fight a mummy with JFK; appear as “Bubba”, a now brain-damaged vampire in the Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood book series; and get reprimanded by the other immortal celebrities in Death Becomes Her for making occasional public appearances?
IQs:
1. Speaking of mummies…Exploring an Egyptian tomb that had a statue resembling you, did you feel scared, until you started singing about your rubber duckie (with the statue joining in)?
2. Are you a comedienne currently in the cast of Saturday Night Live?
3. From the Presidential Monsters toyline, is this you (with the rank and military uniform of your prior position)?