Philster:
Top Ten Boutros Boutros-Ghali Pick-up Lines
number 10. Can I can I buy you a drink a drink?
number 9. The nations are united – why not you and me?
number 8. I’m the man so nice they named me twice!
number 7. I’m so depressed about the unstable world situation that I really don’t think I should spend tonight alone
number 6. You were fabulous in ‘Basic Instinct,’ Ms. Stone
number 5. It must be fate – you don’t have any boutroses, and I’ve got one to spare!
number 4. I have the complete line of general foods international coffees back at my place
number 3. In your honor, I’m declaring 1994 the international year of the babe
number 2. Want to have sex, Madonna?
And the number one Boutros-Boutros Ghali pick-up line is…
I’ve got a peacekeeping force in my pants
From “The Late Show with David Letterman”, 05/06/1994
Letterman was all over that name.
I recall another line from another top ten list (how you know you’re going to have trouble getting laid, or something like that):
Letterman: “Your first name is Boutros-Boutrous, but your last name ain’t Ghali”.
It’s an example of why I quit watching Letterman. The name is kind of funny the first time you hear it, but Letterman ran that into the ground so hard he made it anti-funny.
His name means ‘Peter Peter Expensive’
His good daughter was known as Miss Molly.
Good Ghali, Miss Molly.
Sorry. I’ll see myself out.
The definititive Boutros-Ghali interview by Ali G:
