bowlegged lesbians, "niglets" and "You people"

Let me tell you about an administrative assistant in our office. She’s is rather…well, ignorant and often doesn’t know that some of the things that come out of her mouth are…INFURIATINGLY RACIST - along with the commonplace ignorant mix she vomits out at times. She’s from a very small farming community and I am quite clearly the only Asian person she has ever met (and I’m only 1/2 Asian!) - and obviously the only lesbian she’s even heard of. (The only reason I haven’t killed her yet is because she is never purposely mean spirited and would be horrified to know that she is offensive.)

On the topic of me being a lesbian…she said to me, “Well, I just didn’t know because you don’t look like one of those women!” I can only assume she meant I didn’t look butchy - but sheesh, what a way to put it!

It gets better - she went on to say, “…except that you’ze bowlegged.” What?? I am bowlegged - I won’t argue that - but when did that become some sort of indication of homosexuality? I said, “What? bowlegged??” She said, “Yes, makes me think of cowboys.” You’ve just got to be fucking kidding me. :mad:

Then there was the incident in my co-worker’s office when she looked out the window and saw a group of black children outside. She said, “There are some niglets.” :eek: You must be fucking kidding me. :mad:

Today, she came into my office to ask me about a minority conference. I said I didn’t know if I was going to go and she said, “Well, you went last year - how much different could it possibly be??” I said, “Ummm…well, LAWS CHANGE…” And then we got into a discussion of how people perceive different races. She said, referring to Asian people, “I had no idea you people looked at us differently!” And I couldn’t help it - I said, “Yes, yes, we do. In fact, Asian people think you people are stupid.” :rolleyes: She didn’t get it and I gave up.

She went on to talk about her son and how she and her husband raised them not to think of someone’s race - and now her son is dating a girl who is half Cuban, half African-American. She was clearly frustrated and her general attitude was that of, “NOW look where that got us! He actually believed us!” I told her that her son was right and that they should enrich their lives by learning more about her cultural background - and what a great opportunity to grow and learn it could be. She shrugged.

Seriously, people. What the fuck. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Tibs.

Stupid roundeye. Eyes so big, brain so small.

:smiley:

Glad you hear you are alive and kicking, Tibs.

I stopped reading here.

You know what you have to do.

<b>niglets</b>

:eek:

Is that even possible?? This lady sounds like she has oatmeal above her eyebrows.

If I were you I’d screw with her. :smiley: Tell her that both homosexuality and Asian ethnicity can be caught and that science proved it. :smiley: Then a few weeks later tell her you went to the doctor and he/she said that you were now 3/4’s Asian…

:smiley:

Okay, dude, that did make me laugh. Heh.

Tibs.

Why is she getting away with this?

You need to file a complaint with HR, or at the least, talk to her boss.

I might suggest to her that she attend a cultural sensitivity seminar. I mean, I realize this sounds really bizarre - but she isn’t an evil person - just incredibly ignorant. And honestly, I do think that if I told her that these things were offensive, she’d sign up for a seminar on cultural sensitivity on her own. It sounds like a huge contradiction to even me - but I don’t think she’s mean-spirited. Just incredibly ignorant. I spoke with my co-workers and we’ve decided that we’ll probably say something to her about how some of the things she says just aren’t appropriate and can be extremely offensive.

Tibs.

So Springfield’s not the hotbed of cultural equity and tolerance you’d expected, huh?

That sort of stupidity is rampant around here. The only solace you can actually take is that you’re not in, say, Virden or Auburn, where you’re completely surrounded by it. Something about John Deere green seems to suck all sensitivity to difference out of some people. Along with social ettiquette, obviously.

“(The only reason I haven’t killed her yet is because she is never purposely mean spirited and would be horrified to know that she is offensive.)”

You could probably kill her with those martial arts skills all asians posess or arrange for a horrible accident involving one of those toaster ovens you lesbians seem to keep on hand for new converts.

Barring that… talking to her might be a good idea.

So, Tibs, when did you say you were moving to Chicago?

You called her stupid to her face and she didn’t get it?

Well, then, I guess you were right…

Seriously, Porcupine. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ll move when you make me a huge vat of chili crack. :slight_smile:

Feynn beat me to it. I’d certainly offer her that toaster oven. :rolleyes:

If it wasn’t so sad, it would be funny. I’m sorry, but speaking as a “small town farm girl from Indiana”, Illinois residents are not living in the 19th century.

How in the hell could someone have lived under a rock for so much of their life that they don’t know that these comments would be offensive? Seriously. We all watch TV. We all play on the internet. This is the Age of Information, ferchristsakes.

So very sad.

You mean…wait. Lesbianism and Asian…uh…-ness isn’t communicable?

Does that explain why I’m STILL only bisexual and distressingly round-eyed? And here I just thought the solution was to hang out with more Asian lesbians.

Fine then. I won’t let any of my psychosis rub off on any of y’all. That’s right. You heard me.

Can I seek out and chill with the Asian lesbians anyhow? Just in case you’re wrong?

How about trying to explain a few things to her, instead of playing some stupid fucking practical joke? It’s at least worth a try.

reminds me of the “All in the Family” scene where Archie is given blood…he freaks when he finds out where it came from

he begins to fear that he might start turning black…(heh) ignorant fuck

Seriously, get a small tape recorder and get this shit on tape.
For what? who knows, maybe just play it back to the idiot the next time she claims to be unprejudiced

Well, World Eater, I posted earlier about how we were going to explain things to her. Easy, Tiger - I don’t know if what I said qualifies as a “stupid fucking practical joke” as much as an off the cuff snarky comment (which I fully admit).

Tibs.

Well, maybe you’re just a carrier… :dubious:

2 questions (sorry if i sound like the ignorant one here):

what does ‘she has oatmeal above her eyebrows’ mean?

and what does a toaster oven have to do with being lesbian?