They take bestiality seriously in Jakarta.
I’m sure the ceremony was mooving.
That was udderly horrible.
I’d like to quote some of my favorite parts:
Lets start with the title.
Then theres:
And finally, the tragic end to our love story:
it was a forced marriage, i guess they were trying to make a moo point, after the fact.
I don’t see why this is news? According to my uncle (four marriages, four divorces) all guys marry cows.
I kid, I kid.
Oh boy, I wonder how long we can milk this thread.
Wow, a bridegroom, newlywed and widower all in one day. sniff…
If only it were a shotgun marriage, could’ve saved money on the reception dinner.
On a serious note, poor cow. First it gets raped and then it gets drowned.
From the article:
It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”
Did he say “I Moo” instead?
Yes, that’s certainly a legitimate beef.
Regards,
Shodan
SKReW MoR CHiKiN
Was the cow killed? If so…what was the point of the ceremony?
I was trying to think of a punny comment of my own and then I saw this and gave up. I can’t stop giggling.
Once again I am reminded why lieu is one of my Doper crushes.
Apparently to wash the sin out of the village. :rolleyes:
Is it bad of me that I was immediately grateful it wasn’t a story out of India for once?
Amazing what drunk horny guys will do.
It’s nice when the village comes together on your behalf like that – I can think of at least one cow I’ve woken up with that wanted drowning.
Typical male, what with the commitment issues.
I’m trying to wrap my head around the fact that this happens often enough that there is a whole ceremony designed specifically for when someone has had sex with a cow because it was secretly a beautiful woman flirting with him.