Sudanese man forced to marry goat
After being caught “having his way” with a farmer’s goat, A Sudanese man was forced to pay a dowry and take it as his wife.
I wonder what they’ll name the kids.
Hal. Is that you?
Can she cook? And won’t family gatherings with the in-laws be a bit awkward?
They said gay marriage would lead to stuff like this, but did we listen?
One of us! one of us!
I feel sorry for the goat.
If this goat is really a ram (what are male goats called, anyways?)–does this constitute gay marriage?
I’d like to see the gift registry.
It’s incidents like this that restore my faith that humanity is essentially good.
The O-poster *doesn’t need * an Initiation.
Oh yeah. :smack: That’s right.
The Squid.
He does need an Initiation.
Carry on.
Don’t be silly.
Hal likes sheep.
Goats go to heaven. Sheep go to Hal.
I hear he ain’t picky.
“Might as well be hung for a goat as a sheep” (Apologies to Richardson).
Or maybe he’s just a two-timing bigamist.
Sheep are gateway sex though. You start out with a ewe or two, the next thing you know, you’re rogering a nanny goat.
So, if you have sex with a goat in Sudan, you have to marry the goat. That’s great, and that’s hilarious, but…
Won’t this encourage all the guys in town to rape the farmers’ daughters? The first rapist wins?
So guys voluntarily marry nags - others cows. The lucky ones get the foxes and the pervs get goated.
Quibble: Wouldn’t that be a bride-price or something like that? Offering a dowry to the first man to rape one’s goat (or be caught at it) would make for some strange economic pressures. Bride-price = paid by the groom. Dowry = money from the bride’s parents that arrive with the bride into a marriage. more or less
One of us! one of us!
I’d go on a “give it a rest, already!” rant, but that was too damn funny.
I’ll never be able to listen to Cake the same way again…
Why buy the goat when you can just get the milk for free? Or something like that.