Man forced to marry goat

Billy.

“Are you horny, baby?”

I wonder what the reaction would be if the headline were “Man allowed to marry goat”? After all, that describes the situation just as accurately. :slight_smile:

I hear there’s a new dating service that matches interested parties with single goats. It’s called “It’s Just Grazing”.

I wonder if the sex was the Greatest Of All Time.

Surely you meant, “Big-Game-ist?”

Ok…I’ll shut up now…

So that’s what Jude Law’s been up to nowadays!

Get it? Nanny Goat? Aww, throw me a bone here, people. It wasn’t that b-a-a-a-ad

And his sweet sister Nannie.

Nah. I’m sure Al Quran or one of the Hadiths addresses what should be done when a man rapes an unmarried woman.

This case only sets a precedent for sex with nonhumans. Still troubling though.

“Damn! I want this car! Wait! I have it! Oh, Achmed, you genius!”

“Yes, elders. I walked into the garage to discover Achmed having sex with my new convertible.”

After a really, really long shift at work, I needed that. Thanks, guys. :smiley:

But do they call me Tombe the wall builder? No. But you fuck one little goat…

Newest Google ad, hot off the press - “Worried that your goat is cheating? For 2 chickens and a cow, we will track your goat to all the usual goat felching hangouts
in your village. Hand-illustrated proof available, digital photo for additional fee.”

Secretly, the villagers snicker because he ended up with the homely goat.

This lends a whole new meaning to getting one’s goat.

Next up on Oprah: Sudanese men, and the goats who love them.

This is just the kind of thing we’ve been expecting since the Sudanese elected all those Democrats.

You guys have to come up with newer puns. I’ve herd all the old ones.