Stories Like This Really Get My Goat

Actually, it’s this guy’s goat that was gotten.

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So, any news who attended the funeral?

And I wonder what they served at the reception … goat stew ? :slight_smile:

Right, that’ll do nicely next time someone cuts me up in traffic. :smiley:

If you marry a goat, does your health plan cover your spouse’s vet visits? What if you and the goat are the same sex; is the answer the same, or is this only civil union because of the faction that says that’s unnatural?

Also, would you consider a threesome with two goats if you’re really only attracted to sheep?

Gives a whole new meaning to cashmere sweater… :eek:

Funeral was a symbolic affair followed by a tandori goat roast…
FML

Hmmmm…I wonder what her opinion of “sloppy seconds” is.

It was the goat’s fault. He was horny.

:rolleyes:

He’ll have to bring the kids up by himself now.

Do we finally have the identity of the Goastse man?

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