Stories Like This Really Get My Goat

[Tuckerfan]

Actually, it’s this guy’s goat that was gotten.

The caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester has died suddenly after more than a year of marriage, the BBC reports.

Mrs Tombe, née Rose, got hitched in a shotgun wedding ceremony after her future husband was caught indulging in pre-marital sexual relations with the animal. Her owner, Mr Alifi, “described how he heard a noise outside his house and rushed out to find one Mr Tombe going at his hammer-and-tongs with the unfortunate beast”, as we reported at the time. He recounted: “When I asked him: ‘What are you doing there?’ he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up.”

[Ruby]

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[Autolycus]

So, any news who attended the funeral?

[FRDE]

And I wonder what they served at the reception … goat stew ?

[Malacandra]

caprine wife of a Sudanese goat molester

Right, that’ll do nicely next time someone cuts me up in traffic.

[coffeecat]

If you marry a goat, does your health plan cover your spouse’s vet visits? What if you and the goat are the same sex; is the answer the same, or is this only civil union because of the faction that says that’s unnatural?

[Mangetout]

Also, would you consider a threesome with two goats if you’re really only attracted to sheep?

[Kythereia]

Gives a whole new meaning to cashmere sweater… :eek:

[Full_Metal_Lotus]

Funeral was a symbolic affair followed by a tandori goat roast…
FML

[Kalhoun]

Hmmmm…I wonder what her opinion of “sloppy seconds” is.

[Myself]

It was the goat’s fault. He was horny.

:rolleyes:

[Ximenean]

He’ll have to bring the kids up by himself now.

[Guinastasia]

Do we finally have the identity of the Goastse man?