That was no goat...

[twickster]

…that was my wife.

[ShibbOleth]

$50 for hot, steamy goat lovin’? How much is the calamari?

[Mindfield]

“Do you, Mr. Tombe, take this goat to be your lawfully wedded beast?”
“I do.”
“And do you … uh … goat … take Mr. Tombe to be your lawfully wedded husband?”
“Mehh-eh-eh-eh-eh!”
“Very well. I now pronounce you man and beast. You may lick the bride.”