Not sure if that is pertinent to the ceremony.
They drowned the cow? That’s despicable! Talk about blaming the victim.
True. But maybe they have a different ceremony for the non-flirty ones.
Yeah, they burn them at the steak rather than drown them.
Makes me wonder how many human females in that village would be Panama City Beach contestants so to speak.
I can’t find the “Karl Pilkington contributed to this story” but I know it’s in there somewhere…
Well, if it was in India they certainly wouldn’t have drowned the cow. Just what would be the penalty for sex with a sacred animal?
Interesting Factoid
The Talmud also calls for the killing of any animal involved in bestiality. The reasoning is that others may think ‘If he screwed that goat, it must be something special.’ and be tempted.
We can’t be sure that it happens often. Just that it happens often enough for somebody to make a rule about it- kind of like the ball getting caught in the catcher’s mask.
Jakarta, Sudan… where will it end? Will we eventually see some poor kid have to tie the knot with a rhinoceros? I demand government action!
Yeah, it was no huggee no kissee till she heard those wedding vows.
At least the kid did not say another cow’s name during the ceremony. THAT would have been embarrassing.
She’s going to turn into a real cow now that they’re married.
How, now? Drowned cow! :eek:
Uh. I’m sure we have penalties against bestiality. I’m not sure if it’s something special with the cow…and I don’t really think I want to know.
It reminds me of one of my favorite skits of Mr. lewis Black:
“A man comes to the rabbi with a camel. ‘I met her in the desert. And she looked at me, in that special way.’”
Boy screws cow.
Boy marries cow.
Cow drowned in ocean as punishment for seducing boy.
Boy now widower, and free to move on.
That’s bullshit, man.
“Jakarta?”
“No, she walked to the wedding herself.”
There’s got to be a “That boy is full of bull” joke in this somewhere.
Well, it seems he was horny, at the very least…
“In his defense, the boy pointed to the rhinoceros and said it was horny.”
Dressed like that? She had it coming.