We shouldn’t judge their dairy culture.
Ahem :dubious:
Ah, the classic love story. Boy meets cow. Boy loses cow. Boy runs out of milk so finds cow again and gets married.
Apparently he couldn’t get the milk for free.
The Talmud would also have the person executed, right? I know Torah calls for the execution of both but doesn’t have the added reasoning.
This is no joke. I too have been the victim of a flirty cow. Those eyes. Those lashes. She played the piccolo bovinely. We could have been happy.
It still haunts me.
Did she have nice teats?
Not really. But that was my only beef.
You’re going to milk this for every bad pun you ca…
dammit.
Yes they are. We’ve herd them all before.
My question is once they drown the cow do they get to eat it? Lots of nice steaks and tenderloins on a cow.
I had to read the headlines in The Jakarta News and it seems they want to ban pornography on the internet. So pornography is bad but screwing a cow is front page news? Very confusing? Go screw a cow but don’t look at naked chicks?
Why oh why did I read this? - I’m really tired (not enough sleep this week) and I can’t… stop… laugh. iinng!
From a Jewish standpoint, and I must hurry, it’s getting dark, it would be a safe bet that the animal is no longer Kosher. 
I always knew that comic strip would go too far.
Cud you guys please stop. We’re Hereford better things than this.
I know. I do believe I deserve a pat on the back, even if it’s cheesy and stomach stomach stomach turning,
The story itself is from the island of Bali, not from Jakarta. While Indonesia is Muslim, Bali is predominantly Hindu. Could help explain any over-the-top bovine wackiness.
I’m not saying the boy didn’t marry the cow. But I’ve never even heard of the Jakarta Globe. Possibly some sort of tabloid? The Jakarta Post is the standard English-language rag there; I’d be more ready to believe it if it ran in there.
I’d also like to add that if God had not intended Man to have sex with cows, He would not have invented West Texas.
Dammit, Sam!
If God had not intended Man to have sex with cows, He would not have invented my sister-in-law or her silly old moo of a mother.