Boy marries cow.

[Perciful]

@Siam_Sam

I’d also like to add that if God had not intended Man to have sex with cows, He would not have invented West Texas.

[Malacandra]

I think it behooves us to drop this subject now.

[Autolycus]

No man can resist a girl clad in skin-tight leather.

Anyhoo, I’m deeply mooved by all this and wonder what cowsed his mad bovinations.