I suspect any woman with the choice to do so would boycot him.
FTR, I am totally not an American woman and I’m joining MsRobyn’s boycot on the guy.
You knew someone would say this, Miller: I think you need to apologize to tapeworms.
I’m volunteering for blockade runner duty. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Obviously the OP is a Russian love slave looking to hook an American man and take him for every dime he has. I mean penny now a days.
I believe the OP may have a point based upon his own research. However, my guess is that his sample size is probably limited to 1. Research FAIL.
In America, women boycott YOU!
Putting lipstick on his left hand and naming it “Susan” does not count.
But who did she cheat on him with??? :eek:
Susan had some strange hand all up in her.
Sure, she told Rambo that it was “just shaking hands”, but Rambo knew better. Her lipstick was even smudged.
True story.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154027/taco-flavored-kisses-for-my-ben
“I’ve got Ben Affleck’s spooge on my hand!”
His right hand, of course.
What I love most about the blog is all the posts talking about how we all sleep with “millions” of guys. No wonder we never cook or clean–with that kind of quota to meet, we just don’t have the time!
Wait! You banned Le Jacuelope?! You bastard! He was entertaining! 
I will boycott them by never picking up another American Woman. My wife will back that choice, I’m sure.
“I love my girlfriend.
But my wife hates her.”
It starts with a handshake . . . but I learned here on the Dope that handshakes lead straight to rape. That damn slippery slope again!
Speaking as an American woman who hates cleaning, doesn’t want to have children, and is generally immature, extremely arrogant, irresponsible, and highly unchaste, I heartily endorse this rant.
I disagree that it’s truly a slippery slope.
I mean, one of the most important qualities in a rapist is politeness. It’s only gentlemanly to shake a lady’s hand before you violate her. Then a well bred rapist should, ideally, offer her an individually wrapped mint.
What, no scented douche? What is she supposed to do about the not-so-fresh feeling?
It’s easy to make fun of the OP, but he may have a point. I for one was shocked when another poster informed us of what goes on in offices during the day. I had no idea American women did that at work. Now I’m always on the lookout for suspicious behaviour.