Boycott American Women

[FinnAgain]

@Darth_Panda

If a gay cabz and a tapeworm married, how would that personally affect you?

It dilutes the sanctity of parasitism and then God will send hurricanes to random states in our geographical bounds.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@FinnAgain

Never happen. It’s a clear slippery slope. Once tapeworms can marry cats and dogs will be able to marry too. And then, it’s just a matter of time until gays can marry. And that will spell the end of society.

Dogs can already marry. Haven’t you been paying attention?

[kaylasdad99]

@Shot_From_Guns

Speaking as an American woman who hates cleaning, doesn’t want to have children, and is generally immature, extremely arrogant, irresponsible, and highly unchaste, <SNIP>

Dont be so hard on yourself, Guns.

You’re not that immature.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@kaylasdad99

You’re not that immature.

Clearly you’ve never seen me unironically applaud after someone belches.

[Mosier]

@jjimm

I’ve dated two American women. They were sluts.

Giggity!