FUCK. Right when I think that my embrace of generous living and a mix of the best aspects of buddhism and dianetics is helping me be a less angry person, a commercial like this new one comes on. Basically what happens is that this GARBAGE CUNT goes to get her birth control but then freaks out when the pharmacist explains to her that she’ll need a routine blood test to monitor her potassium levels (this is something her doctor, or the Eugenics officer at the abortion clinic she visited should have explained to her, not the pharmacist). Her toilet hole friend sneers "I don’t need to take a blood test for *my * birth control. [you need a blood test to diagnose your hep-C, you fucking bitch!], at which point our piece of shit, piss-gargling and come-farting protagonatrix dismissively thrusts the bag of medicine back towards the pharmacist and walks away rolling her eyes.
Let me direct part 2: she then goes, along with her friend, to an all-anal gangbang where she’s quadruple-penetrated and shit-bukkaked until she’s numb to the sorrow of existence. She needs a blood test to diagnose the hep-C, HIV, and HPV that she’s contracted over her years of being an entitled, dismissive whore who uses birth control because she thinks it prevents HIV and STD’s (there has to be SOME reason for those INSIPID warnings) and then the Pharmacist turns out to have been directing everything all along, Eyes Wide Shut or Jodorowsky style. PULL BACK THE CAMERA - REALITY IS YOURS NOW. Only he slashes her throat and uses her blood to perform a Lovecraftian midnight mass to raise the ghost of Cappio and Crystal Pepsi.
Seriously, FUCK any company that has their customers acting like abusive pieces of shit toward employees. Fuck Whopper Freakout - I almost voluntarily checked myself into a mental institution when I saw a commercial promoting SCREAMING at Burger King employees because I was so afraid I was going to go wait outside the local Burger King and start butchering the customers. GET ME A WHOPPER - GOD, that clip that plays at the end of each commercial, an adult-baby mental patient DEMANDING, because DEMANDING is what gets you SERVICE.
It’s not too late to undo this culture of abuse and trantrum in the retail environment. Start by boycotting companies that promote and reward such behavior.