There are some people to whose brains I’d like to fashion some sort of microphone so I could listen to their thoughts. I’d have a special ipod-like device to tune one of them in, like a radio. My “stations” would be:
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Thomas Sowell because I’ve never read anyone who could take complex concepts and make them so easy to understand.
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P.J. O’Rourke just 'cause I agree with his world view and he makes me chuckle.
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Jake Johansen for thoughts like these: “A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. ‘You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?’ she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.”