Rubbermaid
Microsoft. Rather appropriate for Bill Gates, though.
ANUSOL
Eeeagh.
Simple Green… I always think of Soylent Green.
Nad’s hair removal product. Where are you supposed to use them?
The new impotency drug Ciallis (pronounced “see alice”). Can’t get a hard on? Go Ciallis!
One pill makes you larger…
I’ve mentioned this here before, but I still have a little trouble with the name of one of my favourite bevvies: Fuller’s Ale.
Who can drink it without thinking of stale urine?
Ayds diet candies. Ayds for weight loss! :eek:
Being a relatively recent arrival to the US I was somewhat startled that no-one seemed to see anything amiss with Rubbermaid.
Then I became aware of the existence of the Leatherman brand.
It seems like those two should go hand in hand.
Horniman’s tea
I can do without Vagisil, Vagistat, Vaginex, Vagi-Gard and Gyne-Lotrimin.
Manwich
Hey, not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Well, no, products with those sort of suggestions would be to avoid using your hand.
Sorry, but I just couldn’t pass that up.
Boeing. Nuff said.
In the UK we have a whole “World of Leather”
However “Wang” probably remains the finest brand-name
Musselman’s. To me, a musselman is an emaciated WWII death camp prisoner.
Smuckers.
And it’s worse if you ever look at the products.
I keep it on the shelf next to the Horlicks.
Maybe it’s just me, but I have some reservations about Krakus’ Inka “coffee substitute.”
It sounds like it’s harvested from irritated giant squid.