BRAND NEW CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!...... For Me

I’ve been a Calvin and Hobbes fan since I was ten. The strip was syndicated into a national newspaper, which then folded, so I, at twelve, would save all my money to buy Calvin and Hobbes books,the first being Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat. As time passed, I bought all the collections ( The Authoritive Calvin and Hobbes, The indespensible Calvin and Hobbes) plus the other, later collections (There’s Treasure Everywhere, It a Wonderful World). I had EVERYTHING. As I grew up, I appreciated them more and more; there’s enough humour in them to appeal to all ages, and of course, as you get older, you grow fonder and fonder of Calvins childhood summers and snow-capped winters.

Last year, Hardship bought me the complete collection for my birthday; you know the big, beautiful hardback editions? I loved them, but wanted to keep them as a collectors peice, so put it on the shelf, and stuck to my well-thumbed old copies.

Now, last night, for whatever reason, I took down the collectors edition, to leaf through it. I just wanted to see crisply printed pages containing my favourite stories. As I flicked through, I fell across a strip I was unfamiliar with; Calvin wearing his dad’s glass’s , mimicking him, which results in calvins mom CORPSING with laughter.

I’d never seen it before.

And there was more; much more, strips that I’d never read! As I soaked them up, it became clear what I was reading; Deranged Mutant Killer Snow Goons. Seemingly, the “collections” such as Authoritave, Indispensible… etc. consist of two books, which left one book (snow goons) spare, and not part of any collection, or, if anything, only partly included. I was familiar with the books title, but felt that I was BOUND to have read it, given the abundance of Snow Goons in any given C&H volume. But no; I’ve never read it, and I’m only begining to do so now. After all these years, to fall across what it, to me, all-new C&H is a dream come true.

I’ve done this in the past, intentionally, with TV shows; purposely not watched certain episodes of finished series’… When there’s going to be no more made, ever, why watch them all in one go? For example, there’s episodes of Fawlty Towers that I’ve never seen, that I’m “Saving” for a later, like a vintage bottle wine. Does anyone else do this? Although, on these occasions, I’ve known that there’s still something to be watched, with the Calvin and Hobbes, it came as a complete suprise.

I’d type more, but I’ve got reading to do.

John Irving has said he has avoided reading Charles Dickens’ Our Mutual Friend for just this reason.

I’ve never done this sort of thing myself, though I understand the appeal. But I have faith that I’ll never run out of good new stuff of something (and, in some cases, unintentionally “saved” good old stuff) that I need to deliberately avoid anything in particular. Besides, what if I’m saving something and I get run over by a truck before I get a chance to read/watch/listen to it?

Was it the one where Calvin wears his Dad’s glasses and mimics him saying “Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!” Because I have that one in one of my collections.

I am re-reading The Authoritive Calvin and Hobbes, and my daughter is eating it up. Comic strip gold.

I had a similar experience because I had all the books, including Authoritative, Essential, etc., but I had assumed that the single collection books (C&H, Something Under the Bed is Drooling, Yukon Ho, etc.) were complete, and the double collections merely repeated them. So in reading and re-reading the complete collection, dozens of times over the years, I read the single books, and ignored the doubles.

But my assumptions were wrong. There are strips in the doubles that aren’t in the singles. Also, in the doubles, all the Sunday strips are in color. And the doubles have additional material drawn just for them. Stuff I had never seen!

So when I discovered this, sometime in the last year or so, it was like the OP’s find, if not quite as good as finding a whole lost book. But it was still great to find even a few little scraps of unknown C&H joy.

What I wouldn’t give for a new C&H book. Bill Waterson, please come back!

(BTW, did you see his review of the new biography of Charles Schulz in the Wall Street Journal? The first thing I can recall hearing from him in ten years.)

I’m saving Shakespeare’s King Lear. When I get to my deathbed, I can just say, “Hang on, I haven’t read Lear yet.” and get better.

As for Calvin and Hobbes, that strip with Calvin in his dad’s glasses reduces me to paroxysms of laughter. I think it’s the expression on the dad’s face.

Lucky. I’ve probably read every Calvin & Hobbes at least 50 times.

Did you know there’s a lost Calvin & Hobbes strip? Shortly after the strip premiered they got all the comic artists to do a theme strip. I think it was something like Water conservation day. Anyway apparently some editors had some issues with the strip and Watterson ended up making two. Some papers ran one and some ran the other but only one made it into the collections.

Mom notices that Calvin & Hobbes are dirty and says they’re both going to be taking a bath. Calvin gets all excited and starts taking off his clothes right there. It seems he thought that He and Hobbes were both going to “riding” in the washing machine.

Does anyone here remember the Sunday edition where Calvin is called to the blackboard to do an arithmetic problem, but explains in several rhymed stanzas how he had been abducted by aliens who brain-drained all his math knowledge. Of course, the aliens got his knowledge, things like 7+7=13 and 1+4=14.

He winds up by saying, “Suffice to say I cannot add, Better ask some other kid.”

Yeah, for years I avoided reading Robert J. Sawyer’s Quintaglio trilogy, because I didn’t want to have read all his stuff. I also still haven’t read the second half of Last Chance to See because I don’t want to have nothing more to read from Douglas Adams. :frowning:

Watterson chaged some of the dialogue in some of the strips in the Complete
Calvin and Hobbes- one strip in which Calvin wished he was adopted was changed to something else. I think Gary Larson changed a few captions in The Complete Far Side to make them flow better, too.

I’ve been saving Firefly episodes. I’ve been watching them asymptotically. The fewer remaining I have to watch, the longer the interval between episodes. I’ve been doing this for a couple of years now.

Calvin and Hobbes is the greatest comic strip in all of existence. I have been collecting since I was a kid too and I had all the collections. I finally got the Holy Grail, the complete hardback edition.

I know the ‘‘clam’’ poem by heart–it’s my favorite
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If I were grey and grimy, slippery and slimy
An oversized hors’dourve, would Mom still have the nerve?*

I think my favorite strip is the story where Calvin saves the baby raccoon and it dies overnight in the garage. I don’t often get emotional about books, but the way he just burst into tears when he found out it had died… instant drama. Calvin’s grief was so pure and so innocent it just ripped me apart.

I really don’t even know what else to say. The greatness of that strip is unparalleled. I was like some kind of cross between Susie Derkins and Calvin as a kid – super conscientious and academic but with a fantasy life far more nuanced than reality. Nothing gets at the heart of childhood, or of life, really, like that strip.

Yeah, I remember that one, it choked me up, too. There’s a short collection of those strips here (scroll down a little).

For me, it was the one where they leave overnight for a wedding; Hobbes accidentally gets left behind in the shuffle, and when they come back the house has been robbed. Calvin is frantic and in tears looking for him, and my heart was clenched tight the entire time.

The strip with them finding a dead bird was very quiet and moving, too. “Maybe it’ll all make sense when we grow up.”

(I’m too addicted to books to save them until the last minute. Gimme now.)

My personal fave remains the one where Hobbes explains love to Calvin. Something like, “Well, first you start sweating profusely and your heart drops into your stomach. Then you babble like a cretin…”

“THAT’S LOVE?” asks Calvin.
“Medically speaking,” replies Hobbes.
“Heck, that happened to me once, but I thought it was just cooties!”


Was “Authoritative” the one with Watterson’s comments in the margins? That was enlightening.

I still use the term ‘loot’ when it comes to presents. :smiley:

You’re thinking of The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book. As he pointed out in that, Watterson intentionally jokingly titled his color-Sunday books The Essential C&H, The Authoritative C&H, and The Indispensable C&H because they weren’t.

The two best strips were the two Sunday strips where it’s drawn very realistically as a man an a woman but it’s really Calvin and Susie are playing.

I overread them when I was a kid and they just don’t do that much for me any more. I wish there were ones that I hadn’t read but to the best of my knowledge I’ve read them all.

Strip of the same vintage that I loved was Bloom County. The way it ended made me cry.

As a father of a six year old boy, I can attest that Calvin and Hobbes should be in the non-fiction section.