Can I play too? Huh? Huh?
BiblioCat, I think you should be Secretary. That means taking minutes and fetching coffee, but also maintaining secret dossiers on anyone who opposes or makes fun of our organisation and/or anyone in it. In the name of our fearless leader nocturnal_tick, I hereby give you licence to spy and also give you Double-secret Q clearance. OK?
Ilsa_Lund, you are in charge of holding up TiggrKitty’s thigh-high stockings. We shall therefore call you “The Guardian of Paradise” Also, you can hold her whip when she’s not using it. No licking without express permission, though.
I hereby nominate myself as head of the Brat Pack Research and Development Department. Mainly, our task will be to research and/or develop new SDMB trends, in-jokes, catch-phrases or initiation rites, with any other tasks to be produced on spec and with no prior announcement. My first act as head of R & D is to see if anyone is interested in doing some R & D right now because I’m just too darn busy to do it myself. Sorry. 
:smack: 
:eek:
Cool! Do I get some neat James Bond-type spy gadgets?
Everybody better watch their backs, I’m onto you all…
Is that official?
As Official SDMB Number Two (heeeeeey…), I’ll hereby decree Ilsa_Lund as officially offical Guardian of Paradise.
Now then, onto other business. Have we declared a Minister of Goats yet?
HELL YEAH!!!
Dammit. Hitting “Preview” unchecks the “Display Signature” box.
Alas, no…but here is a handy (if old) list of remaining Brats:
Really Not All That Bright
Rufus Xavier
misstee
TellMeI’mNotCrazy
mlerose
Chastain86
Cluricaun
jackelope
torie
wolf_meister
Hot Buttered Toast
Ghanima
Lady Kate
elfkin477
Jimmy Chitwood
Nightwatch Trailer
BiblioCat is now Number Eight and Ilsa_Lund is Number Nine
As of now Rufus shall be Number Ten: Minister of Goats
Really Not All That Bright will be Number Eleven and can head the R&D department.
misstee will be Number Twelve and will run the friendly, family-centeredillegal money laundering cookies and ice cream store chain.
and finally TellMeI’mNotCrazy will be Number Thirteen. No-one will know what 13 does, not even TMINC himself. There will be a time when he is called. That is all you need to know.
This will be the Governing body of the Brat Pack and that is all. Details will be sent to you concerning meeting times, secret handshakes and the locations of your cyanide pills should you need them. For the rest of you, who were so looking forward to having a position of power, I’m sorry. The heads still need assistants so feel free to whore yourselves when the need arises. Remember, no job is safe accept mine so spaces could open up at any time.
Okay, let’s see how the new sig looks…
As Minister of Goats, my first act will be to conduct an inventory of all Goats currently at the disposal of the SDMB. I will have some numbers for you by the close of business today…
::runs in a bit late::
I’m here, I’m here!! I will happily accept the position of Assistant Comics and RPG Stuff, with a minor in Bad 80’s Sitcoms and B-Horror Flicks.
If you’ll have me, that is. ::attempts adorable smile:: ::fails miserably::
Now hold on one second. You haven’t been initiated yet. Let me see we’ll need Rufus and TiggrKitty for this one.
::listens to Bosda’s screams and whip cracking::
She’ll be out soon enough. Rufus let me know when the goats have been…prepared. You can start whenever you’re ready.
Is it deviant of me to be a little excited? 
Can I be in charge of ass grabs? I’m really good at ass grabs.
Me likey the ass grabs.
Let me know if you need any help with that. As Secretary in Charge of Spying and Making Coffee, I’ve been peeking in closets and empty rooms, and I now know where all the extra goats (and a few sheep!) are hidden.
They’re all rather skittish, though, and I believe your first order of business should be liberating them to a petting zoo, somewhere far, far away.
Obviously, the Lumpenproletariat need to learn some manners.
Releases a live skunk into the thread.
You rang boss? What’s up? New recruit?
*
:: gets out the cat-o-nine-tails and looks mischievously about ::*
Oh yeah…
How does it look?
Did you drop something?
:: grins evilly ::