hi.
um.
i say we should all listen to CandidGamera as much as possible. yes.
Okay, if you guys need me, I’ll be sitting here in the corner, practicing saying “Thank you, Tiggrkitty, may I have another?”
Heh. heh. I think we need another initiation over here, NT.
As my future assistant in charge of bad 80’s sitcoms, do you think you could help me get the WKRP theme out of my head? I’m looking for something in a nice Greatest American Hero, or I’d even settle for Bosom Buddies. 
OK, the goat situation is a bit precarious, as we are in the middle of inventory, and I don’t want to have to start all over from the beginning, but I do have this goat named Webster who is on loan from Nexia Biotechnologies. He is a perfectly ordinary goat, apart from the fact that he carries a gene that is supposed to enable his female progeny to excrete spider web protein in their milk. Webster represents what Costas Karatzas, Nexia’s Vice President of Research and Development, once called a “breakthrough in goat nuclear transfer technology”. Enjoy.
My, my, look at all the recruits.
:: drags out the leg irons and mink glove ::
Tick, You keep bringing in new people and I am going to need a new torture chamber to keep up with the added head count. By the way, we are all out of almond oil.
I have a coupla gallons of almond oil.
Tell me what you’re gonna do with it and I might let you have it.
I have created a monster. Huzzah!
You guys are not making my job any easier, you know. Or are you?
It depends on if you are good or bad. If you behave, you might get a massage, if you are bad, I might heat it up and start dipping appendages in it.
It reallyl depends on my mood at the time.
:: adjusts her thigh high fishnets, since it seems her personal garter has gone MIA ::
Hmm … would you be interested in a nice Family Ties? Or how about a Growing Pains? The Sitcom Duet is frightfully underrated, and I think you’ll find that its flavor is busy, but not precocious or overly fruity. Well, okay, maybe the Growing Pains is a bit fruity …
Am I late? Can I be the Brat Pack Minister of Misinformation, like the Iraqi guy?
Hmm. I just don’t think they’re potent enough to displace the WKRP juggernaught.
./7 …town to town, up and down the dial… baby, you and me were never meant to be… ./7
Don’t make me whip out the “I Dream Of Jeannie” on you.
What a fantastic idea, I don’t think I’ve got what it takes to be in the Brat Pack, so I’ll just be one of the hangers on. 
Ahem.
No one whips out anything unless they ask me first. Do you understand that swine?
Tsk, tsk. Now what shall we do with you?
Ok, everybody relax.
harmless has arrived.
Now if that bit news isn’t enough to get you right, just dip into harmless’ bag o’ happiness [sup]tm[/sup]. 
One thing I now require: a brief description of your doper brat persona.
I think we’re getting a good idea of Tiggrkitty’s.
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height wise, you are:
a. tall
b. average
c. I’m down here! -
width wise, you are:
a. thickity-thick
b. muscular
c. thin -
my hair is:
a. long
b. short
c. They call me Professor X -
my skin tone:
a. light
b. medium
c. dark
d. blue -
my favorite brat feature is my:
a. extra appendage
b. ability to fly
c. gills
d. third eye
You get the idea. Add anything specific to your persona and you don’t have to stick to the pre-selected answers. Colors would be appreciated. 
mlerose is now assistant to TiggrKitty in order to provide ass grabbing expertise in matters of tort-…Brat Initiation. This also means that mlerose is a certified ass-handler[sup]TM[/sup]
Also…
Nightwatch is now assistant to our own Mistress of Propaganda Ghanima Wait…she has two assistants? Your task will be to act as a strange, but loyal servant of Ghanima and she will use you to speak to other dopers so that if anything goes wrong you bear the wrath and Ghanima comes out smelling of roses. You are also in charge of making Cocoa.
harmless, good of you to arrive. You are the most senior gal of the pack. Therefore you must not only help organise meetings but also you must keep those brutish, dumbwitted men from ruining the pack. Of course I don’t mean myself for I am the Perfect Leader[sup]TM[/SUP] Yes…I mean Hal. kittenlm may still reply but until then it’s up to you. And to answer your questionnaire:
I’m tall and dashingly handsome, with a strong, muscular build, a fiery auburn burst of hair and yet soft, soothing and altogether romantic blue eyes. ::swoon::
I see someone has been playing Sims 2 too much, and I don’t mean me (yes I do! ).
No, no. You mean Number 2.
I say from now on we only refer to Hal as Number 2.
Don’t worry. Any men folks get out of hand and I’ll simply eat their brains.
That should put a stop to any problems.
Huh??? I still don’t get WTH the brat pack is. 
Before I tell you if I’ve been good or bad, I want to know who’s giving the massages and/or dipping appendages.
Can I request Johnny Depp or Colin Farrell? For either activity?